A LUMBERJACK'S WOE: SPICE RACK REHAB

This here mess is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be tidy, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a wreck of dusty jars and crumbling bottles. I can't even find the cinnamon when I need it for my famous breakfast stew. This ain't just a kitchen crisis, this is an existential dilemma. I gotta rehab this